I've been around for over a year and a half, so I thought I'd celebrate by posting some comics:

Charlie and the Cocaine Factory! by Geniu$ 4-18-02

Hey kids, I'M_ON_FUCKING_ACID!!! Uh? Jeeesus, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? TV dinners? why the hell would I want to shrink a huge chocolate bar? Mr Wonka? And where the fuck did all those freakin' midgets come from? You promised me an everlasting knob-gobbler, dammit!!

The Usual Suspects: Edited for Television by Geniu$ 4-17-02

Well, we all met up at a line up, someone had managed to get us together in one room, we were only going to do one job together... it was you, wasn't it? yes.

Bladerunner: The (other) Directors Cut by Geniu$ 4-17-02

Alright Leon, your walking through the desert and suddenly you come across a tortoise... A tortoise? what's that? you know what a turtle is Leon? same thing. You reach down and flip the tortoise on it's back, Leon. You watch it lying there, legs in the air, belly baking in the hot sun, but you're not helping. What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean, you're not helping, why is that Leon? I dunno, is it because I'm a fucking robot?

Memento: First Draft by Geniu$ 4-18-02

I killed your wife! you bastard! 10 minutes ago: I killed your wife! you bastard! Half an hour ago: I killed your wife! you bastard!

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Come ahead then!

Prescription by Geniu$ 2-28-03

Dude, did you eat my Super Sugar Snappy Crunch Flakes? Um, I dunno, I ate something from a tube that had your name on it. Well, the cereal comes in a box, maybe I just ran out. Maybe. What the hell was I eating then?

The Adventures of Visible Man. by Geniu$ 2-28-03

Dude, I can totally see you! Huzzah!

With Wings! by Geniu$ 2-28-03

Wow, those tampons ARE super-absorbent.

The Bible. by Geniu$ 2-28-03

...and so Jesus was resurrected to show his followers that they would have a place in his father's kingdom. That still doesn't explain anything to me though, WAS Deckard a replicant? Fucked if I know.

Kelly by Geniu$ 2-28-03

Kelly, I've always liked you, as more than a friend, I know you'll say I'm crazy, and probably a bit stoned, but dammit, I love you! Dude, I'm not Kelly. $9.95 for the pizza.

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Come ahead then!

Hilarious I say.

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Dad was flammable

Not bad. With Wings is the best.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

no sorry these are all stupid and have played out comedy in them.

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

Yeah, like you'd know.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Well, you know the saying, "takes one to know one."