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Treasure Quest - 1 by fuzzyman 3-03-03

Hey, Roscoe... I heard Granny call the vet. I think there's something you should know. What's that? You stand to inherit riches... but I think Granny wants to keep you from having them. Really? What did she say? I'm not sure. Something about cutting you off from your family jewels. I have family jewels? I'l be fixed for life!

Treasure Quest - 2 by fuzzyman 3-03-03

Granny, what's this about taking my family jewels? I'm rich, and you want to take it all away so you can blow it all on denture cream and Engelbert Humperdinck CDs! Yes... ummm... Well, you see... I just want to keep your jewels... safe you for you. But don't worry... I'll keep them in a place where you can see them any time you like! Oh? Where's that? In a jar, on the mantle. Are you sure that's secure enough? Unless a Chinese restaurant opens next door, I think we're safe.

Treasure Quest - 3 by fuzzyman 3-09-03

Now, stop delaying, Roscoe! After you were born we took your father's family jewels for safe keeping. If it was good enough for him, it's good enough for you. If you kept them so safe, then where are they? Show me the jewels, Granny! You don't have them, do you? You spent it all! I always wondered how you could afford that fancy car! No, I-- I can never ride in a Plymouth Reliant again.

Treasure Quest - 4 by fuzzyman 3-09-03

...so I think Granny sold my father's family jewels for cash, Weedle. That's terrible! What are you going to do? I'm going to search the world until I find them! But where will you start? Later... Welcome to Trans-Glob Airlines. How can I help you? I'd like a coach-class ticket to Hopelessness, with a connection through Despair. Non-smoking, please.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

So far, so good.

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