hi, new guy on the scene.
please, help yourself to my comics.
They're free.

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You get what you pay for. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

This one wasn't too bad...

Pirate Service Announcement by TableTopFetus 3-09-03

TRUTH and Canteloupes. ARRRR! So ye be thinkin' about smokin' marijuana eh? ARRR! Let me tell you something, 1 out of every 3 auto accidents involved pot! Umm...Excuse me! Sorry, couldn't help but over hear, but you do realize the other 2 in that equation were DRUNK right? ARRR...wait, hold up a second, arent' you a talking cigarette? Raul, am I missing some of the script? Raul, don't you answer him. Goddammit Raul, if you so much as blink at him I will punch you in the throat. That's IT, I am SO done w/this commercial. Raul, get some of those pansy college kids to do your schtick... Another victory for Big Tobacco! Raul, Drinks are on me!

...if only because it ridicules something I hate. But, again, it wasn't a bad comic. The other 4 weren't... -- how should I say this? -- ...good.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

ahhh...vague, mandatory knee-jerk cynicism.
God Bless Internet Forums.

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Who you calling a kneejerk, ass?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Amen.

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Oh, shit, I was supposed to post that as not_Scyess.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oh, shit, I was supposed to post that as not_Scyess.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD YOU BASTARDS!!!

...then stop giving head to my bastards.

Or something.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002