I saw this in someones blog...

They said we all know that's not the goey freshness of Junior Mints on her leg.

That is the worst cream filling I ever tasted!

Oh finally, J-nate! I found it! Oops... Too late.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hmm, this ad fits CC 174 perfectly.

"I never got to suck a guy in a suit's dick and get sperm on my leg until I got my PUMA­® sneakers and tote!"

or

"I never got some teenage slut in a schoolgirl skirt to suck me off and let me jizz on her leg until I got my PUMAs­®!"

(I could make a million on Madison Ave., sure. But, hey... I'm too freakin' sensitive for dat, ya know?)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I was wondering what Clinton's been up to lately.

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I has a flavor!

Holy shit... her socks! THEY HAVE HOLES IN THEM!!!!. In my day, no way you'd be allowed to get away with putting socks with holes in them in ads. What's society coming to? (Besides Puma ads, that is.)

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I'm sorry Miss -- It was an accident, I swear! I don't know what got into me. One minute you were taking my waist measurement and the next...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"When you buy Pumas, satisfaction is guaranteed."

"Puma -- The brand name that rolls off the tongue."

For the rest of the evening, Tim wondered whether it was his charm, his good looks, or the twenty dollars and ounce of rock that won her over.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"This is the worst sales pitch I've ever seen! Get the hell out of here!

Wait, leave the ad here."

Her outfit doesn't match.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

What outfit?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't think he really cares that you're not supposed to mix florals and plaids. If he does care, then he's not the type to want blowjobs from girls anyway.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

WARNING: These shoes have been designed to assist those sucking poison from snakebite victims. Wearing these shoes in any way not specified for their use may chemically induce forced fellatio on random, unsuspecting strangers. These shoes not to be taken orally, anally, or in any other manner inconsistent with their labeling. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age without consulting a physician.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Those shoes taken anally will probably be the next ad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002