Well hell, let me promote some of my comics so everyone can see I am really me AND that I have been around this place (mostly lurking) since early 2002. Some are kinda funny, some are just stupid. But I love them all. Here's my most recent series.

Talking With Riotmoon (#1) by Captain_Satellite 2-27-03

Captain Satellite visits his stripcreator sensei Riotmoon! Riotmoon, I'm not funny enough. Where do you get the ideas for your profane yet hilarious strips? Well, first I get really liquored up... ...Then I filter whatever happens to be on TV through my drunken stupor. But what if I don't drink? Spend a lot of time on message boards and in chat rooms. It's the same level of incoherence.

Talking With Riotmoon (#2) by Captain_Satellite 2-28-03

I also have people mocking me! How do you deal with that, Riotmoon? Well... First I zoom in on their failings and shortcomings with pinpoint accuracy... ...Then, like a surgical laser, I BUST THEIR HEAD TO THE WHITE MEAT! Wow. Do you think that'll work for me? No. You still suck.

Talking With Riotmoon (#3) by Captain_Satellite 3-01-03

Are you upset that I used the same character you use for yourself as my spokesman? Nah. Just flabbergasted at your paucity of originality. But I was paying tribute to you! Is that what they're calling "ripping me off" these days? By the way, can I use Time Biscuit Man again? What a tool.

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Talking With Riotmoon (#4) by Captain_Satellite 3-02-03

There's another thing, Riot. I am constantly distracted by pictures of attractive women! What can I do? Well see, the thing is...uh? {European accent} I am model Veronika Zemanova. Would you like to spend the day with me? {/European accent} Riot?

Talking With Riotmoon (#5) by Captain_Satellite 3-04-03

Looks like Riotmoon has deserted me for the promise of a lust-filled tryst with model Veronika Zemanova. *sigh* He never did tell me if I could use Time Biscuit Man. What do YOU think, numb nuts? Now go fetch my PLAYBOYs. I need visual aids for this show!

Talking With Riotmoon (#6) by Captain_Satellite 3-04-03

I guess you're back from your orgy of pagan sexual deviance with Veronika Zemanova. Yep. Did you ever have a series that just sort of petered out to a big anti-climactic ending? Yep.

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I didn't read your comics -- only the series you posted -- but it seems to be much better than the few of Riotmoon's comics I've read. Cheers to coherent jokes, punchlines, and continuity. And, of course, funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thank you for your insights, not_Scyess. Will any other aspects of your personality be joining us in this thread? *ahem* Not that I know who you really are or anything...

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I don't know whether you know who I am, but I think it's pretty obvious who I'm not.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You are absolutely right, Kaj...uh, I mean Gen...uh, I mean not_Scyess. You are definitely not_Scyess.

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He's on to us!

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This is my signature.

Inspired by not_Scyess, so perhaps it is his fault if it's not funny.

Nihongo Ga Sukoshi Hanase Masu by Captain_Satellite 3-13-03

not_Scyess : So, do you actually know Japanese? Not enough to be an expert, but yes, I do know some. TOZAN WA TANOSHII BAKA O-HINAN SHIMASU! Translate this in 30 seconds or your computer will EXPLODE! 29...28...27... I have GOT to learn to keep my mouth shut.

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"TOZAN WA TANOSHII BAKA O-HINAN SHIMASU!"

I shall accuse the idiot whose mountain climbing is fun? Or something?

>>>computer explodes<<<

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Close. According to Excite, that is Japanese for "Mountain climbing is fun, you damn fool!"

Sorry. It's a joke from the Japanese superhero story series I am writing.

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Computer translations are bad enough for Romance languages -- when you turn to other venues they only get worse.

Congratulations, though, on making it into my profile. 8)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the support. I laugh every time I read Bongman's strip in your profile.

I'll be back to post more strips from time to time.

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I guess it's pretty obvious I enjoy throwing honest opinions around the RMDC forums. ;>

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How to spot internet cooldudes - Part 2 by JonJonB 3-15-03

Internet cooldudes can kick your ass...they just don't want to, right now. BITCH UR SO FUCKIN LUCKY I DON'T KNOW U IRL, ID KICK UR ASS FROM HERE TO THE OTAKU CONVENTION Internet cooldudes know true pain and angst. My dog just died...so did my sister. The girl I love is dating some JOCK. The native american mafia cut off my legs... I'm so depressed, sometimes I wanna just kill myself... Internet cooldudes know Japanese, because Japanese is COOL. DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO, KONICHIWA, KAWAIIIII~~

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Well, I donated. Hurray! I hope I can get in on the tasty salty goodness of posting my semi-hilarious comics on the forums whenever the mood strikes me again soon.

By the way, I'd also like to put in a good word for Riotmoon. He's on several favorite lists and neither of us have caused trouble as near as I can recall. That's mostly because we fear you guys.

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Wait - did I get in while I was typing that?

Brad, you are currently my favorite person. Thanks!

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Just don't try to use Japanese characters in a strip:

Please God, Make It Stop!!! by Bargaintuan 2-26-03

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Comment on the Previous Comic by Bargaintuan 2-26-03

Gee, the Japanese looked right in the preview...

Does anyone know of a site that will translate the Japanese characters into their roman phonetic equivalents?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

You'll probably have to do it a piece at a time, but try this site http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict

If that one is down, there are about three mirrors.

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