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Why I stopped playing text based adventure games by mikeweeney 3-11-03

"You see a tall, dark skinned, mysterious looking woman leaning on the bar. You feel some sort of power drawing you toward her." >Action? >Grab nipple I'm sorry, I don't understand that command. >Action? >Put cock in mouth I'm sorry, I don't understand item "cock." Oh I bet you do, you dirty little devil you.

Why I stopped playing text based adventure games (2) by mikeweeney 3-11-03

>Got item "Drugs" >"You are in a small room. A girl sits huddled in the corner, crying. There are exits to the east and south." >Action? >Give girl drugs >"The girl gasps softly, and falls to the floor, dead." >Action? >Put cock in mouth "Rigor mortis has set in. The girl's jaw is clenched shut." God dammit!

Why I stopped playing text based adventure games (3) by mikeweeney 3-11-03

"You enter Mike's House of Whores. You are led to a room occupied by a voluptious, half naked woman. She offers herself to you." >Action? FINALLY! >Put cock in mouth "The woman laughs as you approach, remarking that the doctor must have been too overzealous in your circumcision." >Action? Thaaat's IT. *sigh* Guess I'll just have to go back to raping the neighbor's dog again.

That last panel there is only semi-autobiagraphical :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Mildly funny till the last strip. Then you jumped off a cliff.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I liked it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'd say very funny till the last strip; then you jumped off a cliff.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'd like to say I have more input, but that's about it. The raping the dog comment was rather stupid compared to the previous strips.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

I'd like to say I have more input, but that's about it. The raping the dog comment was rather stupid compared to the previous strips.

I sacrificed my dignity for a lame last line. Oh the humanity!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Why he stopped playing text based adventure games by mikeweeney 3-12-03

The game "Wally's Wacky Night Out". "You are in a sparsely decorated room. On the bed is a naked woman with legs spread, moaning her need for you." >Action? >Start friendly conversation >Unnacceptable. Oh, well that would seem the only proper thing to do. What else is there? >List commands >Acceptable commands include: "ravage", "lick", "insert", "suck", "fuck", "get busy"... Oh GOD!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive