Yeah, they're not THAT funny, but do I ask people for lame paypal donations? NO, so my comics r kewl :D?
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=JonJonB (OBVIOUSLY)

I liked some of them.
Not bad, not bad at all.

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Your comics showed the spark of funny throughout, but almost never crossed the line to actual funniness. (Right now you're running at a 20% rate of funny.)

A lot of times you had a funny idea which just wasn't translated well into a 3-panel comic, because there was no punchline. A funny set-up is great, but if it goes nowhere, it leaves the reader without a laugh.

Also watch using emoticons as dialog or thought; when's the last time you said or thought ";_;"? The characters are limited in what they can do but try to work within the limitations instead of hacking it. Part of comics is looking at the pictures, after all.

Anyway, the following four represent the 20% of your comics that were good. (I only posted the one "Internet Cooldudes" comic, although I liked 'em both.)

Jesus Christ, Supergullible by JonJonB 7-25-02

Look, I'd love to help you, Jesus, I really would. If you could just give me the security code for the gates of heaven... Only if you PROMISE not to send your legions of minions up into heaven to wage war against my dad. I...I...promise...*hehehe* Ok...7732588224224 Woohoo! Universal domination here I come, baby!!! ..you're such a fucking bitch, Satan..

You can tell I'm losing inspiration. by JonJonB 7-25-02

Steve Irwin has found a rare Bomb creature native to Australia... Now this is a rare little beauty alright, really poisonous too! Detonation in 10...9...8...7...6.. Yer alright mate, yer alright, I'm not gonna hurt ya! Yeah, yer alright mate! 5...4...3...2...1 CRIKEY! He's a jumpy little fella!

Your "Internet Cooldudes" comics ring so true... note the 3rd panel, Captain_Sattelite. ;>

How to spot internet cooldudes - Part 2 by JonJonB 3-15-03

Internet cooldudes can kick your ass...they just don't want to, right now. BITCH UR SO FUCKIN LUCKY I DON'T KNOW U IRL, ID KICK UR ASS FROM HERE TO THE OTAKU CONVENTION Internet cooldudes know true pain and angst. My dog just died...so did my sister. The girl I love is dating some JOCK. The native american mafia cut off my legs... I'm so depressed, sometimes I wanna just kill myself... Internet cooldudes know Japanese, because Japanese is COOL. DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO, KONICHIWA, KAWAIIIII~~

The skull comics (although none were funny besides this one) are very Max-Cannon-esque.

...muh! by JonJonB 3-15-03

I couldn't take my dog into the store, yesterday, so I had to leave him tied up outside while I shopped. Turns out buses only stay parked for a little while.

This one started funny, but blew its wad halfway through and degenerated into the comic equivalent of penguin poop.

"Star Trek XXVII: Please, let us die" by JonJonB 7-25-02

Let's remodulate the fgjfijhdfijh so we can reroute the digjfgj to the doujgknfjhn. That should buy us enough time to sidhtkgj the gjnfdgjnfdgj. Well, ok, but we must work quickly, before the dfyigjfidgj collapses. Wow, we successfully saved the universe from fghfdg with just a tenth of a second to spare. I sure didn't see THAT coming. The captain (who is incidentally a hermaphrodite, because political correctness commands it) will be pleased with our heroic efforts. WTF? Star Trek is really beginning to suck ass...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Maybe I'm just a simpleton, but I found some of those comics to be hilarious.

Like the phone that decided it was a pimp daddy. I think that's the first time I've seen a sub-plot in a strip.

The skull comics were great-tastic too, especially the one about the dog and the bus.

I'll agree with Not_Scyess on the Internet Cooldudes strip. Too true.

Also, I liked the first one, I didn't get the punchline, but I tought it was funny when the little girl ordered the tentacle to ram her. IT wasn't witty or anything, just kinda funny in a "last thing I expected" way.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Haha, the latest one si goldz0rz.

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Thanks for the replies guys. I haven't been able to make a new comic since the last bunch, though, which even I admit were awful. -___-;;;