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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

All right! We've castrated ourselves... now what?

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Moe: "Why you knucklehead!"
Larry: "What are you sore about? The splinter's gone, ain't it?"
Curly: "Nuk Nuk Nuk!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"This is the toughest frat initiation I've ever heard of."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The Red Man Group prepares for performance.

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I has a flavor!

"Everyone applauded Supergirl's decision to fly around naked... that is, until she got her period."

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Okay, that was awful. Please ignore it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"This shit about bleeding anuses has GOT TO STOP"

not_scyess, yours wasn't awful, it was brilliant

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Tony thought he was so funny to think of dressing up as Carrie for Halloween, until he got to the party and realized that he had on the popular costume this season.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

A scene from the movie, Resident Evil 2.

"That is the last, last time we ever help John Holmes with his zipper..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gallagher pretty much lost it after losing the 1-800-CALL-ATT gig to Carrot Top.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

"Okay people, it's dead. Now, who wants to stuff the Thanksgiving turkey?"

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

"We've got a bleeder!"

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Charlie dont surf

Achnad and Jeruahsim couldn't quite understand why business at their "Incredibly Fresh Goat Gyro" stand was in the crapper.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Naw, man, we're straight right-wing. The bleeding-heart liberals are a block over."

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

"We are a hedge. Please move along."

Proof that people with hayfever should not shave their heads with machetes during allergy season.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002