I'm going to agree with thegovernor here. I can see where you're going with some of them, I just think some of the executions are a bit akward. Try reading the strips of some of the regulars; they'll show you how to polish your punchlines. (Ick, that sounded foul)
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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.