Ok, first my comic cannot be fully appreciated unless you read all 30 and ignore the 1st one. lol.

Bare with me for it is awesome or complete shit, YOU DICIDE (illusion of power and something to do)!!!!
I wrote them all at 4 am and i wasn't drunk (i swear).

PS. number 11 is the best :P but read in order otherwise you won't get it)

This is Number 2.

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This be maw signature, glazed maguffin proof since '89.

I "dicided" against this.

No. Just say no.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Says it all.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.