No end to caption fodder here: http://www.drunkfood.com/ ...Like this...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hung like a...ah, never mind, too obvious...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Echolocate this!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Unfortunatly, that is the same size it is when Dracula turns back into human form.

Batman's not even bothering to be subtle with the homoerotic undertones anymore.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Scientists finally figure out why bats are blind.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"C'Mere Ray! I think we found the little bastard that ate your Viagra"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Bats are generally considered to be the happiest species of mammal... not only for their endowment show in the photo, but also because of their very long tongues (not shown).

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I was going to try and come up with something funny for the bat to say about his equipment being too heavy for him to fly and actually get any action, (the irony), but I failed. Miserably.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Unfortunately, this bat is actually female."

Oh my GOD!

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f u

As Dracula flew away from Bob Dole's bedroom, he began to feel tingly, you know, down there.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.