I was bored and the commercial for Zyrtec was on TV.

Allergens by Ender2300 3-29-03

I'm a dust, mold, ragweed. I'm a water, CO2, dirt. I'm a hair, deoderant, soap. I'm a heat, fire, dog urine. I'm a water, food, air. Zyrtec. For every absurd allergy you can think of. Warning, possible side effects may include paralysis, narcolepsy, hypertension, swelling, death and nausea.

more... by Ender2300 3-29-03

Additional side effects include swelling of the tounge, lips, eyes, testicles, liver, and feet. Dry mouth. Body rot. Fatigue. Chronic erection disorder.... Growth of additional nipples. Growth of additional testicles. Loss of testicles. Intense feelings of low self esteem. Death. Loss of eyesight. Involuntary rectal spasms. Gas. Bloating. Dizziness. Giant growth up to 50 feet. Vaginal discomfort. Loss of motor control. Death. DUI. Inability to keep one's shirt on while on camera resulting in your parents seeing you on girl's gone wild. Sorry Mom. Swelling of the bladder. Spontanious combustion. Fur growth. Loss of armpit hair. Congestion. Constipation. Allergic reaction. Alien abduction. Runny nose. Leprosy. Explosion of the penis. Club foot. Loss of short term memory. Angst. Loss of short term memory. Anal bleeding. Death. Possesion. Turrets syndrome. Melting. Implosion. Hightend sensitivity to air. Bloating and loss of fecal control. Zyrtec. It's what's for dinner.

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