Pretty good stuff all around. I do think that a bit more attention to spelling and capitalization would give them a more competant look, however. That's I guess just a matter of personal preferrence, but I've always felt that comics have more impact when they don't have a lot of errors in them.
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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.