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not_Scyess ate my Sig.

The most embarassing thing was the social ostracism he endured after the other gourds found out he had been eating pumpkin seeds.

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Seriously, though, the funniest thing about that picture is the web domain it comes from.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

At this moment, Jack regretted the bet he made with Kajun that he could drink more scotch than him.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

A whole new generation of pumpkins; murdered in one night of thoughtless excess.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

So kids, if we've learned one thing from Homie the homoerotic pumpkin what was it? That's right; don't swallow!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Fred thought he would be able to hold it together when the cops came knocking, but the intense series of questions and the overwhelming heat made the truth come out unexpectedly, Fred was a cannibal.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

It was love at first sight.

That party was awesome, man. I was bombed out of my gourd.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

The Broadway debut of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn" was a smashing success.

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I has a flavor!

A refreshing change from the other "seeds" I find on my toilet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Or a smashing pumpkin...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

YOU ASSHOLE! YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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never piss on someone when they are sleeping.cause you know you got'a sleep sometime to.

press quote where the picture is and you will see that the url is not from rotton.com..............dumbass.

Johnny Rotten! Rotten Johnny!

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I has a flavor!

Johnny Rotten! Rotten Johnny!

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YOU ASSHOLE! YOU STOLE THAT FROM NEAL YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Johnny Rotten! Rotten Johnny!

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YOU ASSHOLE! YOU STOLE THAT FROM NEAL YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU ASSHOLE!............No reason, you're just an asshole.