You know , its so long since i did a series of any description , id almost forgotten how to do it.

Anyway , i figured id stick together 4 jokes and see if i could make it scan. Surprised myself a bit i suppose.

Perm Dating #1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-03

Hey Perm. Say , you wanna go for a quiet , romantic meal , then head off back to my place and fuck like bunnies? I was thinking more id sit home and play CM4 for a bit , whilst beating myself up about what could have been. Ive got a claw hammer here. I can save you the trouble. Thats kind of you.

Perm Dating #2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-03

Perm , i know you put on this deep and meaningful "Im not interested" persona to impress me , but you dont need to. Actually , im wondering whether i should play 4-4-2 or 3-5-2 , or maybe even a lone striker. If it wasnt for the fact his pants bulge like a 10lb watermelon , id be SOOO outta here Should i put pressure on in the midfield , play the offside trap , focus passing down the wings ... decisions decisions.

Perm Dating #3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-03

Perm , let me spell this out to you. I want to have sex with you multiple times this evening. No computers. No CM4. No interference. Ok , i can live with that. Your place or mine. Whats the difference? At yours , we fuck like bunnies. At mine , i fuck for 30 seconds then go and brag about it on Discussion Forums. If i threaten to tear your testicles off , will that get me 1 minute? Yeh , like i havent heard THAT one before.

Perm Dating #4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-03

So , what are you thinking? Im thinking "Hey , why are we just standing here when we could be makking out" (KISSING!) (KISSING!) You know , thats a horrible pun. Youll bring down the wrath of Kaufman for that one. Yeh , well. Its a small price to pay.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Classic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I don't know... I was hoping for a subtler third panel to that one. The best, however, is easily #3, though they're all pretty good.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CM series is sweeeeet.

I always went for 2 strikers and two attacking wingers.

I never won anything

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I dunno if I can be arsed with CM4. I kind of overdosed on the last one and I'm not sure if I'm ready for another commitment. Especially since the only changes I've found so far are the 2d match view and the fact it runs at about 25% of the speed.

Yeah, like you expect us to believe THAT happened.

Nice strips.

Good stuff, man. I think 3 is the best one as well.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Perm Dating #5 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-03-03

Ok , this is my place. This means no computers , lots of sex , and what i say goes. Ok. So the first thing to go is your shirt , your pants , my bra , my undewear , and my wig. Now that sounds like a plan , ill just take off this ..... HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. What? Im not wearing any pants.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Heh. #5 is best.

Upgrade the PC. Everyone does. That or you won't notice the delay after a couple of weeks.

False teeth.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*applaud*

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Dad was flammable

There go two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Next time just jerk off while you play CM4 and save us all the trouble.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Too late...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

quote:

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There go two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Next time just jerk off while you play CM4 and save us all the trouble.

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You do that already?

Maybe you're more talented than I thought...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years