Why am I winning? This is silly! Anyway, need to think of something...Iraq war? Naaa...Chickens...had that...monkies too...ARGH!"§%
Just make SOMETHING that hs SOMETHING to do with oh, say, nuclear warheads and world leaders and big tennis rackets with soccer balls shaped as cars and...camels.

What are you waiting for? Go!

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f u

LOOK AT THE CAMELS!
Shut up!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

This is why other countries hate Americans.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Dear God, don't let me actually win with that piece of crap.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

HEY! Maybe I'll win with my piece of crap, thank you very much!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You won't.

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I like itsclark's entry. Very farkish.

That's not very nice. Even though all he did was cut and paste, calling it Farkish is quite a low blow. If it were Farkish, it would have been that picture with some chick with big breasts and the head of Domo Kun saying "It's a trap!" while kittens ran around at her feet for no reason. Oh, and it'd all be pixelated and you probably wouldn't even be able to see it because no one on Fark can ever figure out how to get an image hosted. The stuff on Photoshop Valley is far superior to the crap on Fark which is produced within minutes by hicks who giggle like school girls every time they hear the word "boobies".

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

he he he.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maybe it takes them hours, but they really suck.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Alright - it's very high quality fark.

by that i mean the cut and paste with the guy... I love it anyway. He's the perfect new cliche. seriously.

Isn't that guy Mick Jagger?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Omfg it is Friday, sadly, and the pathetic entry from.............Bazilla wins. gg.

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f u

Uh, seriously?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Praise Allah.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Make me.