read my comics before i beat your face in. i'm serious. i know where you live.

I think you're lying.

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This is my signature.

your comics blow many different breeds of goats.

Boinky, teach me the ways of the comic.

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Mess with the best, die like the rest.

1. don't make 'em suck:
If you do, they won't be good.

2. make fun of people who are different than you:
because they are stupid.

3. say Poop as many times you can:
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

4. give me 5 dollars:
I need food.

5. there are no rules:
'cept those 4.

Your comics are irredeemably poor. I can think of several torture techniques that sentient people would rather endure than read your comics. Your comics should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.