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No one told Ricky how annoying his pet dog was. Mostly because of his pet knife.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Don't I look scary with my yellow plastic knife?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Home spaying and neutering. Call Jack at (555)555-FIXX.

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I has a flavor!

And this is a picture of me and my best friend on vacation near Yellowknife. Snork. Chortle.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It took three overtimes to declare a winner, but finally Andy Hubbins prevailed in the "Dopiest-Looking-Man-In-the-Most-Retarded-Pose" world finals.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

I was hoping for a few sinister entries...

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Sinister? they guy is stoned from sniffing dog piss off a knife. How sinister could it be?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Well, I guess this puppy isn't going to sacrifice itself to Satan while we drink its blood out of a human skull. So who brought the Marilyn Manson albums?"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Come here Poochy. Today's the day your Daddy teaches you how to shave.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

If you want to see your puppy again, send 2 baskets full of brownies to 666 Evergreen Terrace

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f u

Rex was so proud he'd finally taught his incessantly stoned owner to hold a knife without cutting himself.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"YOU LIKE? HE FRESH MEAT! GOO' CHOICE! YOU WANT LOTISSILIE STY-O, OR YOU WANT SHREDDED IN MY GENERAL TSAO EXXRA SPICY? OK, GOO' CHOICE, HE COMING RYE UP. YOU PICK UP FOO CLOCK... DAT FIFTEE MINUH! FIFTEE MINUH! ALLITE? YOU WANNA POLK FLY LICE- HAHAHHAHAHahahahahhh... man... it... it's like... heheheh... like, those guys really do talk like... like that... like without... heheheh... like..."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Actually, the guy is just showing the size of the knife. The knife had to be surgically removed after the little dog SWALLOWED it.

The guy IS English. I don't know if he's stoned.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years