Hi. Just got introduced to this site last week by a friend. Good stuff. Let me know what you think.

- Marmot of Death

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Hello. Your friend must have been hot and sexy. With a huge penis. HUGE.

But anyway, good stuff. Keep making them.

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Sex Piano.

Those are actually funny, I can't believe it. Mind you I am still drunk...

Trippingbillee, is this guy your alter ego?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yeah, your comics are pretty good, especially your later ones. The best were

Haiku by DeathMarmot 4-16-03

I broke your jaw... so you couldn't talk... and make things worse.

...except it's not a haiku. Also

Granny and the Dog by DeathMarmot 4-17-03

Back in my day, dogs didn't have balls to roll on, on account of Wilson putting an embargo on Latvia, the Ball Capital of the World, as we used to call it. Anyway, dogs had to roll on tires.... ...or turned over garbage cans. Balls couldn't even be inflated, with the Great Air Shortage and all, heck, we used to only be able to inhale. Exhaling got us fined two 8-cent bronze pieces! I just pooed myself Me too.

And this would have been your crowning achievement if IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE DARNED SUPERFLUOUS NARRATION BOXES detracting from the joke.

Non-fiction by DeathMarmot 4-16-03

Talkin' to Mom But what can you expect from a country that has flexed its imperialist, murderous muscles in Chile, Vietnam, El Salvador, Iraq, the Philippines, and many other places through direct or indirect force? Talkin' to Mom some more You see, all of our lives are unique, which creates both individuality and isolationism, an element which is exposed through this hostile world. Our existence cannot be explained or understood. Mom talks back What do you think? God, you're fat.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Not bad at all, man. Keep at it.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Hey, thanks a lot for the input. If you can, let me know what you think of "Scary, isn't it?" I tend to like that one more than the others. Thanks a lot.

- Marmot of Death

Jesus Envy by DeathMarmot 4-15-03

Wow, are you really him? I read that book about you. You are amazing; I worship you. I want to be like you. So...Do I have to perform miracles or talk to God or walk on water or star in a cool rock opera or what? I'd do anything to be the next Jesus! You're cross with me, aren't you...

great, that last frame got a laugh out of me :)

personally, i'm not all that much for comics, radio, television, movies, or fairly well any media or document related to any aspect of christianity, but that last frame just got me, what with the nail in his head...ah man... that was just great...

er... i'm not trying to come off as sarcastic, i really do think it's funny. the other stripts are pretty good to. keep it up!

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i really should just fucking draw them, but i'm quite the lazy ass.

I'm a sheep so I liked them, too.

No, he's an original person. I think.
That said, his friend sounds like he's got a pretty big penis.

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Sex Piano.

I GOTTA POOP!

Anything to boost the post count, eh Doug?

Anyways, nice comics. There's some good ones in there, mostly the ones everyone else said.

I GOTTA POOP, TOO!

DO IT OUTSIDE, NOT IN HERE!

NOT IN HERE!!!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.