I am the anti-comedian! taking unfunny everyday conversation and turning it into comics for your flaming pleasure. Enjoy.

I really thought this would turn out better than it did by shinything 4-18-03

Hey dude, what's up? Nothin, dude, what' s up with you? Dude, you wanna come over today? I can't, man. Mom's making me mow the lawn. Nevermind. This isn't funny. That sucks. Hell yeah, dude, we got a big fuckin' lawn, too.

Gah!, so your Thread title wasn't subtle irony after all.

indeed!

Whoa, we got a fast one here. Looks like you can't pull one over on thegovernor, my friend!

okay, here's one that only kind-of sucked.

One time we had a staring contest. by shinything 4-18-03

STARING CONTEST! ok. Can I touch your boobies? Fuck this, i'm gonna go play Animal Crossing.