arg, i manage to type some crap into this box here and i find that i'm in the wrong forum. i seem to be terribly disoriented, lads.

so, yeah. your forums are confusing me, nay, not because i don't know anything about computers and this mystical thing we call the internet, but because i'm impatient and posted in the first forum that i thought i was suppose to post in.

oh well.

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i don't know. nice site. i made some strips after i was wired all day on double shots of coffee. i don't know if i'm fun or what but i made some strips and no one is as wired as i am or at least willing to tell me about it.

i do although remember a generaly presumable happy man who wondered into my pm box and managed to jet off a "pretty good, are you a beginner?" line at me.

so then, since one internet hobo managed to see my puttogethergags, i thought, well HEY, why won't these other people do it.

look, *magic*

and yes, there not in any order or anything, i know no one has enough of an attention span to read a series.

Cranberry Muffins by carthanite 4-19-03

They stood there thinking and thinking about what they wanted. You think there would be something better. But there isn't. Then, the triumphal choice was found. Whatever. Yep. They trampled my lillies, I'm glad they're gone. Can you clean the knife after I'm done? Yep.

Close The Mailbox by carthanite 4-19-03

Why does that ass keep doing this... My god! And she's going to breakup with you too? I don't think anyone would miss him. That sucks a lot. Ha, here she says how small your wang is. Stop reading my mail, Ted. Heh, your loss Gary. What's her phone number?

He Hides In A Suit Of Iron by carthanite 4-19-03

Greg, aren't you going to help me fix the tree house? RED ROBOT SA*D Why are you pulling this crap again... RED ROBOT SMASH! I hate that damn costume, Greg. RED ROBOT SELF DESTRUCT!

Infestering Munchkins by carthanite 4-19-03

But if we don't make the presents, the little children will cry! How did you get in my house? Zing! Damn little degenerative teenager. Wait, I hope didn't smoke what I think I didn't smoke.

Jerry Tries To Mug Thulk by carthanite 4-19-03

He waited. ...and waited. Finally, Jerry turned around. HOLY JESUS THULK DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT! I say dear fellow, have a spot of tea?

[Click to view comic: 'Let's Listen To Led Zepplin']

give me some comments. theres no jar, typitty typitty. and no, don't give me that look. i'm not on whatever you think i'm on.

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more.

Commence With The Boogie by carthanite 4-20-03

I just don't know people's understanding. Don't worry, I'm sure at least someone got that the entire series was based on Linux RedHat and how upsetting it can be to it's users if they don't have the correct permissions enabled, but yet, who should expect them too? If their administrator would have just written the permissions the users rightfully needed, dear ol' Greg would have never been in that kind of situation. Ha, yeah, you're right, besides, I think some of those commands were a bit screwy. I mean, he should have -uhv'ed gaim, not -i'ed it, althought that wouldn't have helped a low level user... Stop talking gibberish, you ninny!

Explaining Books To Angels With Swords by carthanite 4-20-03

She just kept talking about the stupidest, most useless periodical writings that ever came to mind. I don't agree Thulk, I personally think that the LotR trilogy was much better in book form. Why, I saw a interweb page a few weeks ago that made me quite upset, I really didn't know what she was referring to. I just said "no" hoping that my exquisite physique and large brandishing sword would ward off her evil, but she just kept talking. the page said that the book was plagerized from the movie, and that the movie had stolen several scenes, ideas and principles from a book collection written in early imperialistic Japan. Ludicrous! Yes, I would have greatly appreciated a nice skull bashing, had the opportunity arose. I'm quite sure they'll get theirs when the time comes, grandmama.

Ahh, Computer Love by carthanite 4-20-03

It was a blank stare, I knew I was in deep shit. Then again, I remembered her many, many emotions, some of which included this procedure. Hey sweetie... You've been with that human again, haven't you. Although I had that strange feeling I was still in deep shit. Oh Please, tell me about these sockets again, Rob.

Whenever You Try To Listen... by carthanite 4-20-03

I tried to listen, I really did. I just read the worst comic ever, Charles. Oh? But there were millions of ants on the ground, nipping and yearning for my very flesh. It was about how someone on this place, wherever it may be in this plethora of internet jallopy, was savagelly ripped off, word for word. Oh? I had to stab them. I could do a gimmick about it, but hopefully I've matured to the point of not doing that. Oh?

and no, i don't plan on announcing every one of the damn comics here, i'm just an insomniac and a double shot of mocha is aching through my veins.

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i really should just fucking draw them, but i'm quite the lazy ass.