While unpacking some boxes last night, I ran across a bunch of comic books from the mid to late 80s, and found myself strangely compelled to make a series based on my re-discoveries. Then I got lazy. If you want to see this series continue, let me know.

Resurrecting Marvel's Ill-Fated "New Universe" Pt. 1 by UnknownEric 5-02-03

Moe Sekshul, an unsuspecting Earthling from Pittsburgh enters the woods to enjoy the illicit pleasures of a marijuana cigarette. Smokin' doobs, doobs, doobs... Little does he know that Mr. D.E. Machina plans to use him to resurrect one of the great failed experiments in comic book history. Who smokes the doobs? I smoke the doobs. No. Not Cloak and Dagger. Are you sure? Dagger was pretty fuckin' hot and shit...

New Universe Part Two, or, How I Learned To Love The Mets. by UnknownEric 5-02-03

MOE SEKSHUL! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN! Hey, that kinda language is not necessary. No, but it's fun. You got me there.

New Universe Pt. 3, or, Boy, Am I Out Of Ideas Or What? by UnknownEric 5-02-03

Moe, I am giving you the power of the Star Brand. The power of Elton Brand? No, you dumbass, the Star Brand. Don't you remember the New Universe? Holy shit. I hope Spitfire shows up soon cause she was pretty hot. And I chose this boy why?

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