I usually like the short-but-sweet comics, so here's an example of one of my own. I know you all will love it, because you all love ME:

[Click to view comic: 'Friendly Synonyms']

Very funny. God loves a pederast.

Yer goin' in my favorite stripper's list....Actually, my favorite stripper is named Candy. She works downtown at "The Fuzzy Clam".

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YEE-HAW!!!!!