Da Dun Dun, Da Dun DUN, dun. by ambulancedriver 5-04-03

All right, Yoshi, we've-a just got to get through this-a one last ghost house. Ready? Let's-a go! ... Yeah, who are you? It's-a me, Mario! Heh. Yeah, I know. I just wanted to hear you say it.

Eh? Hell yeah.

no, you just happen to rock some face, kid.

so how about that sex now?

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yeah, well, bite me.

Sounds good to me! And believe me, after that, you'll be ready to tell me that I suck.

... Sometimes, I cry at night.

...Wow, I was totally unprepared for this response... I don't know what to do now...

I'd love to tell you that you suck, but unfortunately, you don't. Even your not-so-good comics aren't so bad, and you have a lot of truly excellent ones, including

I Love You, Mr. Sandman by ambulancedriver 1-17-03

Boo! OOO! Ooooooo! Booooo! Moooaaan! Boooooo! OoOoOoOo! BOOO! Possess your soul! OOOOO! God, dude, you've been following me around for like three days. It's not scary anymore.

Philosophical Conversation Be Damned by ambulancedriver 1-18-03

Mr. Goat, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I don't have any fingers. Oh. With which to hold the Tootsie Pop. Yeah, I got it. I'll see you later then. Think you're better than me 'cause you got fingers. You ain't better than me.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You suck.

Rock on! Boinky is sexy.

Oh you.

I really liked the Mario comic.

But I'll let you keep your delusions.

You suck.

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