Don't Ask Questions if you Don't Want to Know by Spankling 5-04-03

I hear you've been to the future and have seen what becomes of me... YEP! I been there and I've seen your fate! And? You contract VD from monkey sex in the congo and are the beginning of an epidemic that makes aids look like acne, fun-boy. Wow! Was the monkey hot? You couldn't give yourself better head if you had your spine removed.

What else is there to ask? by Spankling 5-09-03

What else you got for me Doc? When you travel through time you can see God. REALLY?!? What... He's an old man in a rocker on a cabin porch. Did he say anything? when I zipped from the present into the future he yelled, "Slow down!"

What else can you ask? by Spankling 5-09-03

Does the world situation get any better? One of the Bush twins marries Saddam's son and they have a baby. ... Little Osama Bush grows up to be defeated in his run for the presidency. Well good... So he has the entire Electoral College executed and become the first Emperor of the US.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet