Here's some of my better stuff:

Welcome to my evil dimension. Bwa ha ha ha! by doolz 5-13-03

Ancient evil gods were not known for their prowess at scoring with babes. Hey baby. Check out my cool pad! How do I ditch this loser? Quail before the awesome might of my sound system! Are you like... for real? Now to get in a quick grope! Later, loser smurf.

Land of a Thousand Dances. by doolz 5-13-03

Do the Mashed Potato! Do the Mashed Potato! I can do The Twist! I can do The Twist! ...And you thought you had bad luck on your dates. Tell me baby~! Do you like it like this? System malfunction. Ciruit overload. Annihilate! Annihilate!

How do you like me so far?

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Stuff! It's what's for dinner.

They'd be funny, if I understood them.

The dancing one was funny, because I couldn't see any of the pictures when I saw it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

What's with that? They show up fine on this browser. Ah well, thanks.

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Stuff! It's what's for dinner.