Its amazing what computers can do nowadays by merdok 5-19-03

you can run but you can hide. hey dude, watcha doing? I'm controlling a robot to kill that matador that keeps pestering me. heh... yeah right. EXTERMINATE! AAAAAHHHH!!!

Sibling Disposal. by merdok 5-19-03

Your irritating little brother is dead, he asked to be cremated but he was very poor, we have done our best without much cash and have sent you his remains. Fond regards, the people at the nut house. I'm not dead. HEY! I'm not dead! When the Bin Man arrives I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves...! Tsk, that wont fit in the trash compactor.

and one I made a few years ago but I still like it! :)

the age old question: by merdok 4-26-01

can squirrels be jedi's? I keeyl you with my mind I keeyl you with my mind I keeyl you with my mind fuck it ... no oh fuck. I keeyl you with my axe

I hope you like em, please let me know what you think! :)