This comic is loosely based on a true story. The funny thing is that normally *I'm* the one people are running from because of my historically "seething psychopath" appearance. Turnabout is fair play once in a while, I guess? At least I don't get all whiney about being pre-judged.

[Click to view comic: 'True and Funny, but yet Somehow Deviod of Humor.']

Anyone out there have a similar tale of silliness?

I am often mistaken for male runway model Claude von Schtick and as such need to carry a stick around to beat off the swarm of women that's always throwing themselves at me.

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Have you ever noticed how that always seems to happen on a train platform?

Love,

bunner

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Have you ever noticed how that always seems to happen on a train platform?

Love,

bunner

And what's wrong with letting him have his delusions?

Woohoo! Aybabtu has made a reappearance. Hey, that reminds me, the scanner is working again. Must scan that pic I did all those weeks ago.

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Well what's taking you so long? Oh, I forgot. Here in the Eastern US, it's 11 AM, while there in Australia, it's 1986.

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Speaking of Goths (and I think we were, at some point), the woefully underused "hateful haikus" forum has a thread devoted to them. I contributed two modest examples myself.

http://www.lowpass.net/forums/showthread.php?postnum=566&forum=6

Ask yourself: Have you done your part in ridiculing Goths today? Please post.

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You're just jealous because I live in the future. When the sun comes up in Melbourne on Friday, most Americans will not yet have gone to bed on Thursday night.

Did you know the continent of Australia is one big TARDIS? It's true!

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When the sun comes up in Melbourne on Friday, most Americans will not yet have gone to bed on Thursday night.

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Did you know the continent of Australia is one big TARDIS? It's true!

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Did you know the continent of Australia is one big TARDIS? It's true!

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I know that at least one big tard is living in Australia.

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It's true that I'm jealous of Australia. It is the only place where survives the true spirit of the American West.

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It's true that I'm jealous of Australia. It is the only place where survives the true spirit of the American West.

They have tequila and covered wagons and Mohawks there too?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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They have tequila and covered wagons and Mohawks there too?

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I just did

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

DexX covers his ears and begins shouting.

...I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening I'm not listening...

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You're a shrewd judge of character.

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or just a characteristic shrew.

Sometimes I miss Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd in "Moonlighting"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I occasionally find myself missing the chemistry between Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold in the Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy. By the way all that chemistry will soon be available to see in your own home when the Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy is released on DVD with never before seen footage!!!!!! Start saving up now FAN BOYS!!!!!!

Anyone want to buy my dog? He just farted and stunk up the entire computer room.

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No.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Too late, snooch. I just stuffed him in a box and shipped him to the Redneck Riviera, care of one Bunner A. Rab. Enjoy.

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