I made a new series to make up for my last one. Here it is:

^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Hey, you black person! Bling bling! Hey! That's racist! You are racist! Why are you so racist! Stop being so racist! Bling bling!

^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Racism is racist! Doesn't yo mama teach you not be racist? Huh? Well, are you just going to be a big racist then rot in hell when you die? Knock, knock. Who's there? Bling bling!

^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Why must you offend me like this? Don't you have anything better to do? Like: eat a swiss cake roll or .... do you taxes? Look over there! ???? I see nothing.... Bling bling!

^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

That's not funny. I never or will ever have bling bling. You watch too many Mtv movies. You should play stick ball or something. You know what I'm sayin'? What do you get when I say bling twice? I don't know. What? Bling bling!

^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

STEREOTYPE! INTERMISSION Bling bling!

^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

I'm sure glad that rude man left. He was very rude. bling bling! Huh?

^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

I must scurry home poste haste! Bling bling! I didn't understand that one....

^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

I am glad I am home! *Knock! Knock!* Hello? Telegram: Bling bling!

^^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Homestar Runner, you're the shit! Instant Message from: Not_That_Guy_You_Just_Met_In_The_Park47 Oh boy! Oh boy! *click* Bling bling!

^^^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

There, I nailed my door shut and unplugged my computer! No mo craker! Ring ring! Hello? Will you accept long distant charges from: Bling bling! Sure. Hey man....Bling bling!

^^^^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Hey! Bling bl- Don't say it. Say it and I cut you. Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling

^^^^^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

Shut up, honkey! Gasp!....HATE CRIME!!!! Come with me, sir. But- I don't want to hear it. You sicken me. ??????

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ by boinky33 5-30-03

I'm in for killing my old man. I'm in for blowing up a bus of nuns. I'm in here for calling a white man a honkey. GASP!!!!!! The black man was then beaten to death by the other prisoners with bars of soap with string attached to the end...... THE END!

That was cool. Thanks.

Astute

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Bling bling.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That was the most terrible thing I've ever seen.

The true mark of a boinky33 production.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I hope terrible is Latin for amazing!

I liked it.
It definetly had it's moments.

of course you like it! you're me!

I took a crap this morning, and it was infintely more satisfying than this.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

These are better reviews than I suspected!