I thought Id make a little 4 part series, it took about 15 minutes to do the lot. Check it out and see what you think. Feel free to check out my other stuff as well!

The Harry Potter one and the one with Johnson's jizz were good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

My dick writes better comics than you.

Just kidding. They're pretty good. I like the censored and harry potter ones.

You may be suprised to know I actually wrote all those with my dick.

I suspected as much from the faint smell of urine.

Wait. Never mind. That was me.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.