As my optometrist would say, "Better one? Better two?"

A Reason To Lose Weight by choadwarrior 6-01-03

I'll be in bed as soon as I finish this cheeseburger. Honey, I think it's time for you to cut back on your eating and lose some weight. I thought you loved me for who I am. It's not that I don't love you... It's just that your boobs are bigger than mine and I'm starting to feel like a lesbian.

Another Reason to Lose Weight by choadwarrior 6-01-03

I'll be in bed as soon as I finish this cheeseburger. Honey, I think it's time for you to cut back on your eating and lose some weight. I thought you loved me for who I am. It's not that I don't love you... It's just that your boobs are getting so big, I'm starting to feel like a lesbian

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would have been funnier if the the second comic had ended with "lesbian" being replaced by "heterosexual".

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I concur.

Maybe even, "It's just that your boobs are so big I'm starting to feel like a heterosexual."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yeah, i thought of that line and kicked it around too much and decided to go with something slightly less obvious (and I guess less funny).