Read my comics (in particular, "My Weak Attempt at Being a Feminist" and the "Man VS Woman" series) and... you get a cracker jack prize.

why am i always bribing people? that's not the proper way to go about things... though it is effective...

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yeah, well, bite me.

meh.

Bribery didn't work on me...I didn't read a single one of your comics :P.

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That is seriously one of the funniest comics series I've ever seen on here, You have real potential. Infact, you make me wanna try and be a better comic maker! Keep up the good work!

NOT! Bet you let out a little smile just then didn't you? Your comics are pathetic! Haha!

Wow... normally criticism like that comes from someone tied with the 1000 or so other users for "worst comics ever," but yours aren't so bad, dizogg. (Although with a name like that, I did start with unusually low expectations.)

Unfortunatley, your comics still aren't as good as DangerCat's. Thanks for playing, and don't forget your consolation prize on the way out.

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I fed all this information into my special computer and it said:

Dizogg's comics are amazing.

I really enjoyed your comics DangerCat. You use the same, "true to live" style that I do. It was enjoyable. Dizogg, your comics are not so funny.

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you must mean "true to life"

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quote:

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I fed all this information into my special computer and it said:

Dizogg's comics are amazing.

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F, V, they are right close to each other.

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Dizogg's "special computer" consists of a shoebox with tape reels and some buttons drawn on it in crayon, and "COMPOOTUR" written on the side, also in crayon. He writes little affirmations on little bits of paper (again, with crayon) and puts them in. Then, every day he pulls one out at random and reads it. It's really quite pathetic.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Sorry I didn't think his comics were funny. I just didn't ok. Don't cry about it.

Anyway whats wrong with my name? This from someone called not_Scyess? Admit it, my comics are better than his. His are boring me. You probably got scared cause you thought my name was meant like Snoop Dizogg or something.

P.S. You lick willies.

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dizogg, i'm a girl, dumbass.

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yeah, well, bite me.

Thats why I'm calling you a he. I hate you.

Just to clarify...

... I liked DangerCat's comics quite a bit. Most of them, anyway. God forbid we get back on topic, though, so just insert a scathing response to dizzog's inanity in the space provided:

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