Nobody really seemed to notice except me...

Scheming... by jes_lawson 6-04-03

I hereby announce my intention to create Stripcreator Comic Number 150000! Expect the Asian Girls to feature heavily! You know, Jes_ has time to write something witty for us for once! Yes , we're still about 30 comics away from the magic number. Sucky Sucky? $5!

When you want something done... by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Well, it seems like Stripcreator's too quiet for us to wait for other people to push the comic count up Yes, so we're taking matters into our own hands...

When you want something done...(2) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Hey! Where did the Asian Girls go? I thought they were gonna stay here until Comic 150000! I'd better go get them...

When you want something done...(3) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Hey Chooby! Have you seen the Asian Girls? Chooby...? My mistake! You're not Chooby, you're just a giant bird! Squawk!

When you want something done...(4) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

The pressure's on! America is waking up! If I don't find the Asian Girls soon it'll be too late Maybe one of the in-joke characters will know where they are... Hey Cowboy! Have you seen the Asian Girls What the fuck are you talking about?

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When you want something done...(5) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Con'sarn it! The Asian Girls! Small, Asian, perform sex acts at low cost? Sorry pardner. All I know how to do is say "Ha ha!" and "What the fuck are you talking about". You could try asking my graviton-generatin' buddy over there...

When you want something done...(6) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Hey pard'ner! Have you seen... *Foof!* Gol'Darn it! I was looking for a Stripcreator in-joke, not a jes_lawson in-joke! *fsssssshhhhhh*

When you want something done...(7) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

One of these Stripcreator cliches must know where the Asian Girls went RAAAR! TOBOR KNOWS! TURN AROUND AND BEND OVER... On second thought, I'll ask the forum users...

When you want something done...(8) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Hey Kajun! Seen the Asian girls anywhere? Forget them! Do you know how many old regulars are missing? Read this list... I haven't time for this... ...and now JrmynNate's leaving too, and another thing... Say! It looks like they're giving away crates of Tennent's over there WHERE?

When you want something done...(9) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Maybe somebody on IRC has seen them. I'll just log on to the old Innernet then... WiguRube has joined #stripcreator Success! Here's one of them! Dang blast it, it's just a bot! fqzWiguRube! increase your manhood 32672, click this link!

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When you want something done...(10) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Aw heck, mAAk! Do you know where the Asian Girls have gone? *mAAk releases killer bees into WiguRube's overalls *WiguRube has left #Stripcreator (Quit: Bees stinging genitals) De Beez, yes? :|

When you want something done...(11) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Hey! Where the hell is this place? AOL Hell. Now get out of here so we can do our job!

When you want something done...(12) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

We hate to resort to tactics like this... ...but since no-one else seems to care... We think we can get away with it!  $5

When you want something done...(13) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

... ... ... Hey! That was better than some of the newbie strips around here!

When you want something done...(14) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

Oh no! What if someone makes a strip and steals the big 150k They won't. Now get back to work... Ever stop to think about the children of the world? All the time. That's why I'm on medication

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When you want something done...(15) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

We're nearly there! Soon comic 150000 will belong to jes! Remind me why he's bothering again?

When you want something done...(16) by jes_lawson 6-04-03

So it's nearly upon us! Comic number 150000 And you're SURE no-one else is going to get there before me? Gabe Billings isn't on-line, and no-one else is really botherd I'll excuse the typo!

Do it yourself! Comic #150000 by jes_lawson 6-04-03

YES! I didi it! Another pointless landmark! Great! Now where's our money $5, plus expenses. That comes to $147,568 thanks George Bush will manipulate his way back in '04! Jes will use the editing feature to edit this strips punchline! Why did I even bother?

And that's that. One man's dedication to a rather pointless goal - I feel like the second man to climb halfway up Mount Everest. See you in 6 months for the Big 200k.

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'grats Jes. Did you plant a flag at halfway up the summit?

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Boy, billings really dropped the ball on this one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yay?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why am I portrayed as a giant bird?

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

You're not:

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It was a reference to boinky33's irreverant portrayal of you on IRC. He draws me as the Christmas elf, the little so and so.

And yeah. I would have thought Gabe would have appeared out of the woodwork for this. Maybe he's saving his funny powers for 200K

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Damn, I wish I had thought of that. Congrats, jes, you win...this time.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I _almost_ sniped #150k, but you were so into it. Dang my sense of ethics.

But I'll get you next time Jes

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart