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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

That's approximately 14%.

Ah, the internet.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Try searching for "rotor turbines" or "cornhole" and see what happens.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Search for: boinky fucked my mom.

I think you will be suprised.

I would be highly surprised if I found that boinky fucked my mom...

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.