This is a series I started...well, quite frankly, for the hell of it. I'm going to change its name for Season II, for reasons you'll understand if you read the whole Season I...or maybe you won't HAHAHA and stuff.

Anywho, here are the first five comics. This should be enough for you to decide whether you want to keep reading or not.

The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part I: Assisted Suicide by codehappykid 6-04-03

You mean I can change my life with only 3 easy payments? 3 months later... The television was right! My life has purpose! I must go out into the world and preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ! Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a nail? I'd like to stick myself up on a tree. ANTICHRIST!

The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part II: Lara Meets Byrd by codehappykid 6-04-03

Oh my! A giant turkey! MY NAME IS BYRD. I AM A SPECIAL ROBOT. Would you like to join hands with me and put your faith in the Savior? UNKNOWN. RECEIVING BOOLEAN IMPOSSIBILITIES. TERMINATING.

The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part III: Turkey Woman by codehappykid 6-04-03

BLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLEBLE I'm...a turkey robot? ...God's plan may not be flawless.

The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part IV: Mutual Recognition by codehappykid 6-04-03

MEANWHILE IN GREAT BRITAIN I'm sorry, but a quarter pounder is a quarter pounder for a bloody reason! Now hand over the cash like a good chum and you'll get your lunch! Well, you're a foul bird and no mistake! Bite me, pun haters.

The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part V: Daryl by codehappykid 6-04-03

Slow down, won't you! I don't know why I let you drag me along for this. I must preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ to all the nations of the Earth! You are fated to travel with me. Sod off, American cheese! Can't you see I'm stuck by my bottom to this stool? What? How on Jesus' green Earth could something like that happen? Well... *sniff* I'll tell you the whole...sad...story...

Season II coming soon!

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HALPUU!