Here's my new comic. My heart is about to explode. I'm 17 and I really think i'm about to die of a heart attack..which is weird cause i'm athletically good looking. I mean..c'mon. I play soccer. Not over-weight. Sweet Jesus I'm infected with Heart-exploding disease. Quick! women! to protect yourselfs you must sleep with me to receive my vaccine!

Pizza Hut DDR? by MisfitUriel 6-06-03

We find out young hero of this comic quietly thinking about UBER large questions again. Let's see what unravels today 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato...4.....DAMN what's next? 'ey mista. Have you ever felt your heart STRAINING to pump blood through your body while you were just coincidently eating Pizza hut pizza at the same time? Why Yes, young one. I am feeling that right now..my heart is beating at about 125 BPM right now. Either It's about to explode or it's playing Dance Dance Revolution and all my organs are invited!!!! DDR? What's that? It sure does sound like an asian conspiracy to make Americans more squinty eyed and go blind so they can take over our homeland with ease. Godzilla takes up 2 much space in Hong Kong (Read last)And the moral of the story is... Pizza Hut and Asia are secretly allied against America and will soon take over Canada to control the import and export of Canadian slaves in our poop mines. Yes, most open-minded of the young ones. Their deeper seizure inducing graphics and animations are slowly killing off our top officials who play DDR and watch Yu Yu Hakusho constantly. I succeed once again in foiling their plot for world domination. Maybe we should look close to home for a celebration restaurant that won't kill us or make us stupid. Want some Pizza hut?

PRAISE ME! DDDAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN YYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

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And I says to mah ho, I says to her where muh money bitch?

This is Stripcreator, not Novelcreator.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

YEAH!

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

Anyone here care what Bargaintuan has to say? anyone? anyone? good. I don't either, LOSER. How about you go and stay in your little groupie club and let my creative genius unleash itself.

oh..and aside from that..I'm sorry I made a mistake as my good friend Judas Priest kindly pointed out.

Judas Priest 08: this better be wurf it
TORITO97: ok
Judas Priest 08: pizza hut ddr?
TORITO97: yea
Judas Priest 08: dude what did I say about reading
TORITO97: huh?
Judas Priest 08: dude. you play DDR. I watch Yu Yu Hakusho. it's as simple as that
Judas Priest 08: you can't do both
Judas Priest 08: not even asians can handle both
TORITO97: haha

yes yes..it's true. NOT EVEN asians can handle both. I'm pathetic, I can't believe I didn't think of it...I should just throw in the towel and give up on his whole comic creating crap. oh well...man, my posts are pretty long

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And I says to mah ho, I says to her where muh money bitch?

Nice going, numb nuts. Now you will never be liked here at SC. Might as well leave now.

I second that.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

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How about you go and stay in your little groupie club and let my creative genius unleash itself.

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you know...I read all of your comics and I have a hard time finding ones that amuse me. Maybe before bashing on a newbie. NEWBIE. NNNEEEEEEWWWWBBBBBBIIIIIIEEEEEEE, you should look closer to home and fix some of those problems. Then again, funny changes...I'm assuming you all are like 20 years older than me. Bargaintuan is 30 and I've made my peace with him, not a bad guy. What I consider funny might not be your definition. But by sharing all of your comics with my friends and then my own, uhh...funny is tending to lean more towards me. But hey, like I said...funny changes....with the era you were born in, no?

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And I says to mah ho, I says to her where muh money bitch?

Well kid, if your delicate ego can't take a little jabbing now and then, you best hang it up.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

You're a big poop head, CrunchyCheese. Quit fronting.

Unfortunately, MisfitUriel's comics are still teh suck.

But there's always the next one, which may be better. Personally, I found "Sweet Jesus I'm infected with Heart-exploding disease. Quick! women! to protect yourselfs you must sleep with me to receive my vaccine!" to be terribly funny. It isn't often one finds the word "yourselfs" used in a sentence.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.