Just to let you know, this comic is supposed to suck.

sucky comic 1 by boinky33 6-06-03

Hey look over there! Where? There Now what? Get me a funnel cake. No.

sucky comic 2 by boinky33 6-06-03

But I want one. I want one too. Then go get one. Maybe I will! Get me one also! NEVER!

sucky comic 3 by boinky33 6-06-03

AFTERWARDS!!!! (anger) mmm....(slurp)....oh god!....(smack)....this funnel cake is like an orgasm in my mouth!....UHHHH!!!! ........ (juicy lip smacking sound) Can I smell your breath? For a price.

sucky comic 4 by boinky33 6-06-03

ok! what do you want? Another funnel cake! alright! Coming right up! Thanks! Wait a minute! (slurp)....oh god yes!....(munch)

sucky comic 5 by boinky33 6-06-03

You tricked moi! Did I? Or did you trick yourself? ................ AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Poor child. Her fragile mind couldn't take it...............(slurp)

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sucky comic 9 by boinky33 6-07-03

So you are dressed up like a duck who is dressed up in a costume that looks just like you? Yes. Ok. That's cool, that's cool.

sucky comic end by boinky33 6-07-03

Now that you know my terrible secret, I will be forced to kill you. Understood. Would you like a blindfold? No, I want another view of the world before my untimely demise. Good bye, dear friend....(sniff)

That was my orgasm in your mouth...my bad.

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I don't think your comics suck at all, boinky. I even tried putting my penis up against the monitor.

Here's my sucky comic (incidentally, my 200th):

The Asian Girls Have Had a Fight (Another Lazy Comic) by Bargaintuan 6-07-03

By the way, they did the thing in "sucky comic 9" in an episode of Mission: Impossible once. Leonard Nimoy put on a mask to look like some guy and over that he put on a mask to look like himself. It was freaky.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

These sucky comics aren't even cool in a sucky way, it's all suck up in here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's the point.

That was the second-most terrible thing I've ever seen.

Good.

Funny in an idiot sort of way.

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.