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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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The saga of my car...yet to be finished in the real world, but i gave it a nice little ending for the comic.

For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 1 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
Hey, you have that garage now, right?
Yeah...why?
Well, I was wondering if you would paint my car. I'll buy the paint and pay you for labor.
Yeah, sure. I think we can work that out.
Great. I'll get the paint tonight.
Cool. See ya.

For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 2 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
The next day...
Ok... Here's all the paint you'll need.
Ok cool.
The next next day...
Hey, I have an idea. You go on vacation for a week. Why don't I take it while you are gone and paint it so you don't even miss the car!
Hmm...yeah, I think that'll be fine.
The day after the next next day...
I dropped the car off at your house. Your wife has the keys.
Alright, I'll bring it over to the garage and work on it this week. Have a good vacation!

For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 3 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
One week later:
Hey, it's me. I'm back. Can I pick up my car tonight or tomorrow?
Uhh, yeah...ya see, my wife had her baby on wednesday so I didn't have a whole lot of time to work on it. I sanded it down and it'll be done in a couple days.
A couple days go by...
I don't have your car done yet because I had some problems with my sprayer and my sander so I gotta figure it out before I get much further.
Oh...ok. I guess...
Friday...officially two weeks and one day after the car is dropped off...
How's my car coming?
I've got it sanded and primed! I am gonna paint it today and clear coat it tomorrow! It'll be all set to go by sunday!

For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 4 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
Sunday, at the assholes house...
Hi. Is Brian here?
No, he left for the shop to work on your car at 10 this morning
I was just there. He isn't there and MY CAR IS NOT DONE.
THAT SON OF A BITCH. LYING TO ME. I WONDER WHERE HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY!?!?
I'll be going now...see you later.
I'm gonna kick his ASS!

For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 5 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
NOTE: The rest is fiction. However, it may become fact real soon...
Where is my PAINTED car??
Umm...about that...I...
SAVE IT.
umm...
Look, I am gonna make this real simple. My car is done tomorrow, or I am gonna rip your fucking heart out through your ribcage with this knife. Got it fucker?
Yeah, I...uhh...I understand.

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punkrockskaboy
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For Anyone Who's Been Dicked Around 6 by punkrockskaboy
6-08-03
The next day...at Brian's garage:
I am here to pick up my FINISHED car...
Of course...it's right over there. hehheh...
That doesn't look FINISHED to ME!
Uhmm...no, not exactly. But if you kill me, who'll finish it?
Everything turns black with hatred before you kill something...
THAT can be decided at a later time!
You son of a bitch mother fucker!

fin.

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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that is too funny!

I'm sorry, what was this series about again?

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6-08-03 2:03pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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well...at least SOMEONE can laugh at the situation.

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6-08-03 2:33pm (new)
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Ahsirakh
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Erm... which one of them are you?

:D

6-08-03 5:28pm (new)
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