It was during the middle of his 27th Fervent Nude Prayer Vigil that Achmed finally achieved enlightenment. He realised that he was up to his neck in unwashed, chanting men. None of whom were wearing any clothing. With this new found lucidity of thought, he moved to Topeka and became a stockbroker immediately after this photo was taken.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.