I apologize in advance for these, for they are dumb.

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Great moments in 90s pop music, part the first by KungChiFu 6-13-03

Oh, my my. Oh, hell yes. I dig you baby, but I got to keep moving. On. Honey, put on that party dress.

Great Moments in 90s pop music, part the second by KungChiFu 6-13-03

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spot... light. Losing my religion. Here it is. You dropped it in the men's room, under the sink.

Great Moments in 90s pop music, part the third by KungChiFu 6-13-03

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and reselling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.