Adventures of Little Girl

Oh......... MyGod! by Boritom 6-13-03

Howdy there, little lady. What's a little girl like you doing way out here? Where are your parents? I killed 'em and ate 'em. Uhh... he he he... you're a precocious little thing, aren't ya. I think you're damn sexy. Want me to toss your salad? Where are these creepy kids coming from? I hope my HMO bennies are paid up! I can smell your spicy brains!

Lobster of Vengance Vs. Crawfish of Ambivolence! by Boritom 6-14-03

A nice sweet strip about kids :-) Wow, Linnie, we're gonna be in the same class together at school this year, isn't that neato? It sure is! We'll get to have recess together, and play games and everything. Then you can come over after school and we can watch TV! Yup... Cool... So... you gonna suck my cock, or what? Not until after it comes back outta my asshole, beeotch!

Please, for the love of God, don't read this strip! by Boritom 6-15-03

Oh no... You again! I don't need to shave... down there! Please leave me alone, little girl. Ahhh... You know you want it, cock ranger! My God... You're just a little girl. How did you turn out to be so perverse and bizarre? My daddy is an organizer for the Democratic National Convention!

Ren and Snoopy by Boritom 6-16-03

Hi there again, mister cowboy man. Well, hello. You seem a lot nicer today. My daddy found out how I was behaving and punished me. Well, I'm sorry you got punished, but you were not behaving very nice. He took away all my German Scheitza(sp?) videos, and my Snoopy vibrator. Holy shit, I could go to prison just for being in the same state as this kid!

Delicious Fudge and Pickle Juice by Boritom 6-17-03

Cowboy is afraid to engage in a verbal discourse with Little Girl today. blablablablabla - Vag - blablablablabla - Douche - blablabla... Cornhole - blablablabla - Dead Pirates - blablabla - Mensies - blabla... Who could blame him? She makes Eric Cartman look like a born-again Christian! Blablablabla - R-Rated Material that would make Larry Flint hurl - blablablabla... Somebody please just kill me...

Feel free to vomit now

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Come on... it's not THAT bad, is it?

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Yes.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Maybe you should make ONE THREAD for yourself, and put all your comics in it.

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If this is your best stuff, maybe zero threads would be more appropriate.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Yup... that's what I thought... I AM the only one who, out of curiosity, looks at other comics the poster has made.

Ahh, well... If opinions counted for shit, we wouldn't have had 8 years of Clinton.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

interesting in a train wreck kind of way

Should I point out that "boritom" is an anagram for "i'm tobor"?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Ow! Anti-Clinton AND anti-DNC references... but pro-child porn references. You're a very conflicted stripper. And not very funny, either. But as I always say, there's always the next strip... maybe you'll get better.

One can only hope.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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interesting in a train wreck kind of way

Should I point out that "boritom" is an anagram for "i'm tobor"?

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Actually, not that anyone would care, but Boritom is the name of the main charater of my "Real" strip (which admittedly has been on hiatus for almost 2 years now). I got the name from a character I created on a local public access sketch comedy show I used to do. His name was Boris Tomagachi, a confused folk singer with Tourettes syndrome.

It was about as funny as the crap I posted in here...

And the little girl is based on my friend's kid. When she was 18 months old, they thought it was cute to teach her dirty words... Now, the kid's a foul little monster...

I fear the children of tomorrow!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

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And the little girl is based on my friend's kid. When she was 18 months old, they thought it was cute to teach her dirty words... Now, the kid's a foul little monster...

I fear the children of tomorrow!

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I didn't think the comics were that bad. Actually, they were pretty good, I thought.

I am the minority! Discriminate against me!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm not too upset... as far as subject matter is concerned, this is by far the most twisted bits I've ever done...

Well, okay, in high school I drew a strip of Charlie Brown eating Lucy out... That was pretty sick. I mean, of all the chicks Chuck could have gone down on, he picked that Bitch, Lucy...

I also drew one of Snoopy devouring Linus because CB was late with his supper.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]