Adam's 70th Strip! (Break out the Champagne!) by Boritom 6-17-03

I'm a Lamp I'm a bed. We're here to innagurate Adam's 70th Strip on stripcreator. Yes, it's been a long, strange journey, full of many twists and turns along the way. The strangest twist of all, of course, is this: For his 70th strip, THIS was the best that talentless fuckstick could come up with! Geez!!!

I'm a shameless asshat!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

WOO!

I'll just continue using this thread to post my comics in, for no real reason... I'll try to keep it to ones I actually think someone would enjoy. I'm usually wrong about this shit... so, whatever...

Kurt Vonnegut would be proud... NOT! by Boritom 6-18-03

The Stripcreator.com Theater Guild's production of "Slaughterhouse 5" Hello there. How can I help you? Could you please direct me to Slaughterhouse Five? Hmmm... Yeah. I think it's over there, between Slaughterhous Four, and Slaughterhouse Six. Regards, my good man, and please remember me to Billy Pilgrim. The End God......................... Did THAT Suck!

Chicken and Goat on the moon. Hilarity ensues! ha ha ha by Boritom 6-18-03

Gee, what a beautiful evening Yes... the sky's so clear, and all the stars are so bright I don't think I've ever seen a night this clear in my life Me neither... Usually, with all the pollution in the air, you can't see even half as many stars It's a shame we teleported to the moon without thinking to put on space suits. In a few more seconds, if we don't suffocate, we'll explode Yup... One small splat for man, one huge fucking mess to clean up for mankind!

Moonsplat starring Walter Koenig by Boritom 6-18-03

Five Four Three Two Ewww... Gross!

Mental blue screen of death by Boritom 6-18-03

Are you about ready to go? I want to get to the theater early enough to get a good seat. Some errors occurred while processing your request. Connection to IMAP server has failed. Your inbox was not polled for its unread count. What? Come on, hurry up... we're going to be late. Outlook Express was unable to switch to the newsgroup. 10 print "I smell burning brains" 20 GOTO 10 Run_ Sweetheart, are you feeling okay? This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge by Boritom 6-18-03

My friend, Suki, can do a trick! Yes... Watch! AAaaaaaiiiiieeee!!!! Problem is, she can only do it once!

[Click to view comic: 'Fwooom!']

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]