the more you know.... by ottish_bee 6-23-03

Sorry Timmy, but i'm saving my sperm for a drugged minor on my honeymoon. Aw man. Just a little sucky sucky.....? Go fuck yourself Timmy. I am a child molester of high moral bearings. Thats just the way Jimmy Carter and Shaka Kahn raised me. Goddamnit. I'm going to saw my head off because i cant drink any sperm. Life sucks. If drinking sperm from insecure real estate agents is right, then i dont want to be wrong. There there young Timmy. Maybe for christmas this year Santa will cut off Jerri Falwell's dick and leave it in your stocking. But only if you keep up your grades and do what your parents ask! Alright!

And yes, i agree. I am overly wordy.

Teh funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Do more of these, The people demand it damnit!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

OMG ROFL LMAO... does anyone remember what these things mean?

Pure genius. Keep adding and I'll keep reading.

"crucify the shit out of you..." *snicker*

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'Repent Harlequinn!' said the Tick-Tock Man.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha... hohohoh...... brilliant... *pat on back*

Miracle of 34th Street by ottish_bee 6-24-03

I'm scared Santa. Your scared? How do you think i feel, I have to walk out of here alone...

Keep 'em coming.

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'Repent Harlequinn!' said the Tick-Tock Man.