Its a long way to go

and I promise you will hate me for this

A conversation with Gandhi - part I by CrunchyCheese 6-24-03

Stick with me here.... Hey, are you that Gandhi guy? Yes, that is me. So, you are the visionary leader of the Eastern movement of non-violence? Yes. I want to lead my people to enlightenment through trust and self-sacrifice to our fellow man So I could totally kick your ass and you would just take it? yes. But I would be very disappointed in you.

A conversation with Gandhi - Part II by CrunchyCheese 6-24-03

Hang in there How come you aren't wearing shoes? Becasue my people are poor, Many of us do not have shoes WSo you go walking all over India barefoot? Yes, that is the only way I can spread my philosophy to my people That must be hell on your feet My son, I have callouses thicker than tofu jerky

A conversation with Gandhi - Part III by CrunchyCheese 6-24-03

You're kinda scrawny too, huh? yes. I lead a vegitarian lifestyle. And I routinely fast And you stink to high heaven I am sorry my son. Water is scarce and I seldom get to bathe What about that bad breath on top of it all. Again my son, our countyr is poor and dental care is not available to manhy of my people

A conversation with Gandhi - part IV by CrunchyCheese 6-24-03

So to sum it all up - you are a visionary leader of many people ... yes.. But you are really skiiny, with poor hygeine, bad teeth, and bunions? Yes, this is as God intended for me So that makes you a super-calloused fragile mystic, who reeks with halitosis? I fucking hate westerners

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Old joke.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THAT SUCKS DICK!!!! MY PRINCIPLE TOLD THE SCHOOL THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS IN FUCKING 3RD GRADE. YOU JUST WASTED 20 MINUTES OF YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING LIFE. NOW GO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GAY CAT.

Too bad he didn't teach you how to spell "principal" and when to use one versus the other.

But really, I am devistated that you don't approve of my strip. Your talent and skills have me in awe. Honest.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

yeah, I know. I'm bored and have a bad writer's (or is it stripper's) block

Sorry for inflicting that on you

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

*stifles laugh*

Stripper's Block:

"The clothes just--- won't-- comeoff! Just--- won't--comeoff!" *yanking miserably at garments*

I think that kind of 'stripper' would experinece stripper's block like this

:: dance music ::
:: red light ::
::she walks out on stage::

[ ah heck. now what? I've already done the pole thing.. the butt grind is used up... Water? nah, too "Flashdance"... ah fuck it. I'll just take off my clothes again I guess...]

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

...this one's just for you, Varth_Dader... quit yer fronting.

Chess is a pirate's game by KungChiFu 6-25-03

I play chess all the time! It's all I do! And I'm GREAT at it!! You might say I'm a chess nut, boasting in an open foyer! Arr...

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I was gonna do that one next...

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

"Stripper's block" is when someone stands up in front of you, obscuring your view of the stage.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.