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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

"911? Yeah, this is Frank Johnson. I froze to it. Again."

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

I really can't understand why Pamela Anderson left him.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Honey? Come on back home! I can't find my beer!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In this month's issue of Better Trailer Homes and Gardens: Function and Style? You Can Do it!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"So mah wife says: 'Whah don't you fertilise them flowers out in front o' the trailer?' HAW! Lemme tell ya, Bubba... ah'm pretty sure we can just play poker and drink fir pert near the whole week without her a-bitchin' at us."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You heard me. I said buy IBM put options at 80 on the margin. Do it or I'll get myself a broker who understand the CAPM model and hedge spreads, you simpleton.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Hello, yes, may I have some toilet paper delivered?"

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Poop.

Earl discovers post-modernism.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.