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mikeweeney
Member - Tobor Fan Club
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but I've been gone for a while, and now it seems like I've been kicked out of what I feel is the best part of the site (the contests). Well, not kicked, more like, "excluded". *Sigh* It's like middle school all over again.
Ah well, here a few recent ones that may garner a chuckle:
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| I used to like country music. | |
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Injestion of tar has been shown to increase one's flammability.
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If you smoke, then you're a big fat stupid doody-head with no friends, loser.
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The smell of smoke that pervades everything about you will make you so irrisitable to the opposite sex that you will die from exhaustion after hours of incredible sex.
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and two older ones that I like but nobody has ever seen:
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| The producers of Men In Black 2 asked me to be in their movie, but I turned them down. It's a good thing too; that movie was terrible! | |
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| Oh I know! What a fucking shitbag of a movie! The acting was bad, it wasn't funny, and that dog... that dog... | |
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*Flash back* On the set of Men in Black 2:
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| I'm sorry Mr. Shark, but we're replacing your clever, humorous character with an inane dog that nobody will like. | |
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| Wow, I'm so lucky. After that sweet-ass gig in MIB2, I'm living the high life, walking on this ball for money. | |
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| Hello, you fucking unfunny shit-eater you. How're things? | |
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| Hey fuck you asshole! ...Oh wait, I remember you. You're the loser who's part I stole. | |
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| That is correct, and I have come for my revenge... TAKE THAT!! MWAH HA HA HA HA! | |
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| Oh no! Now I'm Michael Jackson, the only person in the movie who was worse than me! Kill me please! | |
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Thank you, and good night.
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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive
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