Sorry to start off with such an unappetizing comic - but it's my latest.
feel free to add anything (i.e. your own comics) or say anything about the mysterious world of comic-sex.
WOOHOO!

*CHHERS!*

Putting 2 and 2 together by MaynardsDick 7-01-03

Sooo......have any of you guys ever caught your parents in the act of fucking? Man, that would really suck. See, I've never barged in on my Dad and his wife...I can't even imagine what I'd do... But then again, I'd almost rather see that. I mean, everyone fucks. But no, no. As I was looking in my father's bedside table for the remote, I found a tube of K-Y jelly right next to a gun...Oh man.

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- Julie

Pretty funny. I think the last panel should have had a bit less dialogue, but I like it.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

yes, yes...
you go for the one-liner ending...
or the silent ending
both very effective methods...

but i just DIDN'T FEEL like it, alright!?
Geez, i'm so tired of being harassed and HUMILIATED!
just let me BE, LET ME BEEEEEE!

*cheers, man. thanks for the critique.
the sad thing is...that's entirely true.
oh, dad...why?! WHY?!!

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- Julie

Very raw stuff with sometimes "meh" timing, but overall you have lots of promise. I wanna read more strips, so get to it!

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Sex Piano.

oh, man...not enough hours in a day!

heh...yeah right, what am i TALKING about...i just sit around all day masturbating in my own feces reading guns and ammo...

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- Julie

I like this girl, can we let her into our secret club?

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Sex Piano.

JULIE: "thanks, man!"
*and she smiles subtely as the fresh cascade of utter excitement pushes past the walls of lust, funnels down her smooth, milky white thigh, furiously flows past her knee, and finally finds itself in a puddle on the porous ground...*

ANT: "what the FUCK?!?!!?!!!"

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- Julie

Don't worry, its not some crazy sex club or something. Ok, I lied, its called "The Crazy Sex Club." All we do is have crazy sex. I'm serious, like, dress-up-like-clowns-with-tumors sex.

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Sex Piano.

It's a very sad commentary on today's society... "my Dad and his wife"!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

That's not a sad commentary on today's society.
Not all marriages are perfect, but at least nowadays its possible to NOT spend your life married to someone you hate.

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Sex Piano.

actually, my mother died.
but, thanks, anwyay.

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- Julie

Sorry. My point is still sort of the same though.

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Sex Piano.

yeah. that was kinda directed towards bargaintuan... to assume is to make an ass out of you and me, kinda shit, you know?
but, yeah...you are right.
i mean, it's really great that our society now doesn't FORCE you to follow through with a life you are not happy about, and doesn't necessarily FORCE a woman to bear a child she doesn't need/can't provide for, and other such things that WERE forced back in the day. But, of course, there is abuse of such freedoms...as bargaintuan pointed out. it is a negative thing about our society. that people, while they say "till death do us part" really mean, "eh, i'll give her a whirl"...or that an abortion is something a woman has on several past pages in her agenda book. it is sad...
but that's the price you pay for pseudo-freedom.
i'd much rather have some disfunction and abuse of these rights than have them not exist at all.

you like apples?

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- Julie

but hey, somewhat back to the topic--- and relevancy in my life...

Mission: Failed. by MaynardsDick 7-02-03

woohoo! seduce me...then let's have sex! ok! *despite the fact that the reader has no clue what's going on, which might be a good thing* this feels REALLY good, babe! Keep going. No, fuck that, you're taking too damn long. Why don't you want me anymore? What the fuck?! That's it. I'm leaving. I can't take this anymore.

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- Julie

Since when did RMDC get so serious?

I MISSED A MEMO!

Anyway, I think the comic is funnier interpreting it the way I did. Sort of a side joke.

And about assumptions, you shouldn't assume people know details of your life when reading your comics, either.

One more thing. Someone called "MaynardsDick" apparently using a female character to represent himself or herself? What's up with that?!?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

BLAH! ASS! DICK! FART!

There, back to normal.

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Sex Piano.

quote:

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Since when did RMDC get so serious?

First of all, let's all take a deep breath and pretend like we're holding hands.

Alright then. RMDC didn't get serious. Just because I corrected someone by saying that my mother had died didn't mean that I was trying to blanket the forum with doom...i mean, it was just a fact.
Anyway, interpret the comic as you wish...that is your right as the viewer. "Art does not reproduce what you see. It makes you see." - Paul Klee
So the fact that you saw social commentary in there, that's great. I was just pointing out that in my particular case, as brought up by trippingbillie, it was simply not correct...so sorry, for the misunderstanding, i suppose.

As for my name...MaynardsDick is a song by TOOL. a humerous one at that. i am, indeed, female, as represented by the character, but chose to have a slightly masculine name. again, sorry for the misunderstanding.

so, umm....checked out your comics...quite funny. i really enjoyed the giant oreo...took me a minute.

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- Julie

Okay, I read your comics. Highlights:

Operation Shock and Awe by MaynardsDick 6-29-03

GUHH! YEAH! GGRUGGHH! OH YEAH! Can I join, guys?! fuck.

This is one of those, "I can't believe I found that funny, but it's fucking hilarious" comics. It's nothing complicated, but the execution is flawless, and the title works perfectly. This is easily your best comic.

Interpretation by MaynardsDick 7-01-03

Hey, man...what do you get when you cross a Sabre-tooth Tiger with Elton John? Umm......I have no clue. What do you get? I have NO idea either, but keep it the HELL away from my ass.

This is another ICBIFTFbIFH ones, although less funny.

Co-worker of DOOM by MaynardsDick 6-30-03

You know, man...I really fucking hate it when people discriminate against peoples' religion. Especially mine. I'm a pagan. Lemme guess......you play with those damn MAGIC cards and live via RPG's... Dude, try and comprehend: It is not a ROLE that we PLAY...it is an essence of BEING that we inhabit, that we breathe life into. You just don't understand. I mean, I can CONTROL things with my powers.. Right...that's why you work for 12 hours a day at a tech-support company. Because of your stupifying powers. ....uhhh.......YEAH! That's it. I'm starting my own god damn religion. Timothy Leary, here I come.

I put this up as an example. It started off on the topic of reviling paganism, but suddenly in the 3rd panel you change up. There wasn't really a connection to starting his own relgion. What's his motivation? It made a comic with a great start discombobulating.

The rest of your comics were mostly "okay," but I think you could work on them. There are no rookie mistakes like excessive narration and off-timing, but beware of trying to make characters perform actions the art can't support.

That's it. Welcome to SC.com.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

But I CAN control things with my powers... I mean it!

Everything n_s said, I agree with, except the sudden change in the last comic he posted up really ruined it for me. You have a good bit more promise than many others who just wander in off the net in that you didn't make some of the same mistakes that most of us did when we started off.