Not sure if you've seen this or not, but if you havent enjoy.

Go to www.google.com then type: weapons of mass destruction

Don't press Search!!

Next click the "I'm feeling lucky" button - read the error message carefully

I've seen that before on MaxPayne's site. I guess the fucker stole it like he did my heart.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's great. Much like asking jeeves "Is Jeeves Gay?"

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Guh? Guh.

I have just about enough dignity not to try that - what actually happens?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It fills your hard drive with Al Pachino porn.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Sea of Love was awful.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"If you are Donald Rumsfeld, press the BOMB button."

Darn. I'm not Rummy. Oh well!

*clickclickclick*

I asked Jeeves if he was gay. I don't know what came over me.

Jeeves, probably.