So, uh, yeah. You know the drill. Positive and negative comments welcomed.

New Job: All done in the best possible taste! by Hanbidge 6-21-03

So what does your new job entail? I work with dead people... ...well, terminally ill people. It's the same thing.

The Matrix: Redundant by Hanbidge 6-16-03

And another thing! If this reality is like the internet or something, where's all the porn? It'll no doubt turn up when you least expeCLICK HERE NOW FOR AMAZING CUM SHOTS! LIVE TEEN VIRGINS!

Tits. by Hanbidge 6-16-03

My tits are bigger than yours! So? There's more to boobs than size. You have pertness, firmness, nipple size, cleavage, all kinds of factors to consider! You used to be a dude, didn't you!

Untitled by Hanbidge 6-16-03

What are you doing Stuart? I'm writing a Final Fantasy FanFiction. It crosses over VIII and X. That sounds pretty cool. You should have Lulu tentacle-rape Selphie. Jesus Christ, man! ...I'm WAY ahead of you...

Pre-Legal Pussy Porking by Hanbidge 6-14-03

So, baby, you wanna play Strip Poker? I don't know how to play Poker. I'm guessing "Strip Yu-Gi-Oh!" may be more your kinda thing. But that's okay. I learnt to always be prepared at Brownies. When were you at Brownies? Last week.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled: Redux']
[Click to view comic: 'New artwork']
[Click to view comic: 'How to make a Hanbidge Comic...']

And finally, major props to Juanwalez and fucking Ben for this one, seeing as I didn't actually write a single word of this strip:

[Click to view comic: '(edited from two strips, just like Robotech)']

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

I like them.

Those comics made no sense at all and were frankly, quite dark and un-understandable. It was like reading an Iain. M. Banks novel in between forced 36 hour marches.

I'm going to have nightmares now.

I SWEAR.

Last time I was this messed up I woke up shouting about not_Scyess being a logical impossibility and believing I was everyone except Scyess.

EVERYONE.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Wow, I like them. I especially like that last one you posted. Understanding your own sense of humor helps you to be even funnier.

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Sex Piano.

"How to make a Hanbidge Comic" is funny.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I liked most of 'em. Or rather, I liked all of them, mostly. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, of late I've been trying to move away from pop culture/film references, as in the past that was kinda something I always used as a crutch.

Sure, I do less comics, but they're better comics.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...