...Or don't. Whichever. Comments/criticism/death threats/et cetera?

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I am going to kill you.

There! A death threat!

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

Ah, thanks. Glad we've got that out of the way.

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Hm...no more comments?...

Maybe my post subject was too demanding. Let me try again;

Read my comics, please, please, please, please, pretty please? With sugar on top? And/or your topping(s) of choice?

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

meh.

I thought your best stuff was the first few parts of your 'Rise of the incredibly cliched villain'. Your last few comics have been kinda so-so. Try to do what you were doing before.

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

It's late at night, and you have too many comics. Post some highlights for critique?

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Boinky33, was "meh" directed at my comics, or just an expressionof apathy towards commenting?

Thanks for the comment, Inflatable_Man, I'll try and do whatever it is I was doing...I don't really know what I was doing. I guess what it was was the fact that I find it easier to makes jokes based on a character's personality, rather than sight-gags or puns, or anything else that relies on the joke alone instead of the joke and it's context. Yeah. Something like that.

Not_Scyess, here are some of my comics:

Crazy Hippie by theburninator 6-28-03

Do you know anything about telepathy? Darn. Stop staring at me.

Blessed Are the Meek, for They Shall Live Alone. by theburninator 7-04-03

Karen, why are you leaving me? Because... ...Because? Because you're a big pussy. I want a real man. Wait! Don't go! Let me go change my car's oil without my shirt on! Or...Come watch me do some power squats! Or I can build you a medicine cabinet! Too little, too late. Goodbye, Derek.

(Note, I'm making fun of stereotypes in that one; that's not my actual opinion or anything)

This Is Not a Funny Comic by theburninator 7-05-03

Don't tell me how handsome I am! And I couldn't care less about how brilliant you think I am! What in the hell are you talking about? Oh, I'm just fishing for compliments by using reverse psychology. ...I sure hope you never try to tell me what a sharp dresser I am! I hope you get attacked by a pack of rabid squirrels. Oh, hey, that was good! You learn fast! Please, do not tell me what a wonderful teacher I am!

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I thought those were all great, especially "Crazy Hippie." Rock on.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks.

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Crazy Hippie IS cool... that third one was okay, too... Now... Do a comic about an exploding watermelon with extreme angst!

(A challenge, since to my knowledge, there is no watermelon drawing on the system!)

I am evilish

---
[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

The Sad Tale of the Angsty Watermelon by theburninator 7-07-03

God, this world sucks! Everything is so stupid! People are idiots! I HATE THIS WORLD! What the?... I'm a WATERMELON! Are you BLIND?! And I'm angsty, because my dad never let me borrow his car on the weekends. Uh...Alrighty...Hey...what is that?...Is that a bomb?! Just walk away...

That's more or less my best attempt. The dialogue kind of sucks, but oh well.

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Excellent work, with what you were given. Would've been nice to make it more funny in a vacuum. (That means funnier to someone who read it at random and didn't know about Boritom's challenge.)

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, I was thinking that. A random reader would probably just think "what the hell?..." Eh, oh well.

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again